Clydesdale Media Podcast

Every day we take a breath from the normal work day and take a break to hang out with friends to talk about sports, entertainment and the world of CrossFit.  Today we talk about the release of What is Your Why?  I get tagged on Dense again.  We bring Cory to hang out again today, and talk Master's overall.  Plus is everyone fighting in the CrossFit Media?

Link to Master's Athlete's Why?
https://youtu.be/nCeOJq9Fssk?si=Z8Zl0JO2oiBt5dEr

0:00 Welcome!
0:32 Catching Up with Cory 
2:30 Masters Athletes' "Why" Video
12:58 Heading to Rudy's Gym
15:25 Kudos to Katelyn 
18:40 Annie's Gym Sold to BKG
26:31 IG Post: The Rock & Dave Bautista
32:21 Mega Ramp
38:32 Rogue Announcements
43:16 Dense Updates & Barbell Spin 
50:19 Wrapping Up (check out Coffee, Pods, and Wods)
51:41 Back to Work!

What is Clydesdale Media Podcast?

We cover the sport of CrossFit from all angles. We talk with athletes, coaches and celebrities that compete and surround in the sport of CrossFit at all levels. We also bring you Breaking News, Human Interest Stories and report on the Methodology of CrossFit. We also use the methodology to make ourselves the fittest we can be.

what is going on everybody I

hope everybody's jazzed

because we've got a bonus

day of some cajun coverage

my man corey in the house

um yeah I I didn't really

have anything on the agenda

for today and I thought why

not make it a cool

conversation and then some

things popped up so we'll

talk about the things that

popped up since I first

since you and I were

texting this morning and uh

And yeah, all of that stuff.

It's been a crazy week.

I don't know.

I'm still coming down off

the adrenaline rush or the

beginning of the week and

all that kind of stuff.

So,

but we got a ton of people in the chat

already.

We got,

we got trained all of our favorite.

We've got, we've got Jay Birch.

We've got Shanna.

We've got Lido.

We've got Bako.

We've got Sten.

All the people.

Jody Lynn.

She must not have to be

selling cabinets right now.

She's probably going to

measure somebody if I had

to make a guess.

David Johnston.

Dude, that guy is ripped, man.

Have you ever met him?

I have not.

I think he was at Legends last year,

same time I was,

but clearly we were not in the same heat.

Yeah,

podium finisher at the CrossFit Games

age group this year.

What a stud, man.

but no I went and after I

realized who he was last

week I went and looked and

I was like oh shit okay

yeah we're on the podium he

said you saw that and I was

like yeah I noticed I

noticed when I looked at

his Instagram that dude's

huge Jesus Christ oh shucks

well he even spelled a

Cajun for you I mean we do

like to add in unnecessary letters

Winter, Trent Olive, Scoot,

the latest video about

Masters Athlete Wise was fantastic.

One thousand percent agreed.

Watched it this morning.

Even though most of those

people are not that blurry in person,

the content,

the subject matter was

absolutely outstanding.

So...

Corey has been rubbing the

salt in the wound all morning long.

I have a clip I'm going to

share with you guys,

but it's something I'm really proud of.

It was, you know, the media access for the,

the age group CrossFit

games got out of whack this year.

I had to pivot on the fly.

I came up with this thought

and concept of like,

You know,

everybody hears about how the

events are going and

nobody's going to care in

three weeks how event two

at the CrossFit Games went.

Right.

So why don't I have like

some deeper conversations

and then clip them all

together in a way that tells a story?

And so the first episode was,

what is your why?

Why?

Because all of these Masters

athletes have other jobs.

They...

They do all of that.

And so why not capture that?

And then it's going to mean

more at the end.

And when it came down to it,

it got me so fired up.

Like it got me fired up to

find out what refined my

why let's get back to business.

Let's get back to this thing.

And we all have them.

We all have that.

You and I talked about it yesterday.

Like I want to be able to do

a burpee at seventy five.

I don't want to fall and

can't get up like the

commercial said in the nineties.

Right.

Like those things I want to happen.

And,

and so I think the best demonstration

of it was the last interview of the, this,

it really wasn't the last, but the one,

the one I put last from the, the film.

And so I'm going to go ahead

and play that.

Cause I think it came across well,

and it's not about his why

it's about what he says

with his why at the end.

So.

this is joel hughes at one

time he was ariel lowen's

training partner um so he's

out of midland texas um

he's just a stand-up dude

he's won the crossfit games

before in his age group uh

he's podiumed a couple

times uh but here it is

what a good question I'm

gonna freak out a lot of

people probably but

My why for everything in

life is I believe that I am

on this planet to make God look good.

That's my purpose in life.

And the way I make God look

good is he gave me these abilities.

And I'm not going to waste them.

And so I come out here,

and I hope to influence people.

I make my family happy.

I make people back home happy.

As a master,

you know this isn't about the money.

We don't want sponsorships,

don't care about that crap.

I just want to have fun.

And so my purpose is to

hopefully influence people.

I'm a big believer in

CrossFit and what Greg Glassman started.

it works from you look at

the crossfit pyramid that

works nutrition metabolic

conditioning all that good

stuff is where it's at and

uh I hope that people will

uh jump in with it and uh

join an affiliate somewhere

I think that's the best

thing to do so that's why I

added this in my local affiliate

Um,

and it was fantastic the way he said

that in his own way.

And I love that you get to

hear it in their words.

Yeah.

How awesome is that dude?

Like all of it, his entire,

his entire response from the back.

Like I want to make God look good.

And I want,

and I want you to go find an affiliate.

He's easy, simple, not a whole lot of.

You know, hey, I can, so I will.

It's basically what he said.

I can do these things.

I will do these things.

It's not about being a religious person.

It's about that was his why.

And through this whole thing, everybody,

there are so many different whys.

And it doesn't matter what that why.

Corey's why doesn't matter

to me because it's not my why.

But it tells me that I

should have a why and that

I should be convicted to my why.

Right?

And that's what the beauty of this is.

And then it was to say,

go find an affiliate.

Go step in a gym and let

them help you find your why.

How awesome is that?

I...

Look at this.

Jeff Baco.

I'm headed to my local

affiliate this week to begin the process.

Bam.

That's what we're talking about.

That is what we're talking about.

So back on the blurry before

I let you come at me some

more about this thing.

Things got messed up at the

age group games with my media access.

I never got the right

wristband to get into a

room to have a quiet place.

I had to do these interviews

in the hallway of the convention center.

Now there was a big long

bench down the one wall.

So we just sat on that bench

and that's where I talked to everybody.

Cause if you went in where the floors were,

the echo and the, as loud as it was,

I wouldn't have got any

quality audio at all.

Not out in the hallway where

it was carpeted, a little muted,

at least somewhat, but still not quiet.

And then I had to live out of my backpack.

So I was taking my camera

and like shoving it in my backpack,

pulling it out of my backpack,

shoving it in, pulling it out.

And at some point on

Saturday was that process

flipped the focus from auto

focus to manual focus.

And I did not notice because I,

as I said before, um,

didn't I didn't wear my

glasses because of the

lighting there and so I

couldn't see in the

viewfinder that it was out

of focus and everything was

out of focus and I will

make sure that I check that

button now before I do any

interview for the rest of

my life but it didn't

diminish like that last one

was blurry but it doesn't

diminish the the message

You can still see who the people were.

It's not like it was me

without my contacts.

Cause all you, everybody is just a big,

like literally a blur.

I can't tell.

I can't even distinguish

faces without my contacts.

And if you're not right here at my face.

Um, but yeah,

and I'm just picking on you

because it was just, Jamie came up,

Jamie was clear.

And then the next person who

I think was Megan.

was like, I mean, poor thing.

She was blurry.

And there's somebody I know.

So I immediately messaged

her and I was like,

I didn't know you were that

blurry in real life.

That's amazing.

And she was like, I'm not.

I said, all right, cool.

Um, but she was very,

very complimentary and, uh,

you know,

thanking you for everything that

you do for our community,

the masters in general.

And I mean, it was just fantastic.

It really, really was.

Yeah.

A couple of people were blurry, whatever,

but the message that you

got out and the video

itself is fantastic.

You know,

letting those people express

themselves as to why

they're actually there,

because as a boy just said,

we ain't getting paid, dude.

Yeah.

We ain't getting paid the top level.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

They're getting something, but even them,

like even Jason Grove is not, you know,

for winning is not getting

anywhere near what the individuals get in,

whatever.

It's fine.

It's not a big deal.

It's not why he does it either.

I'm sure.

posted just left class love

my affiliate yeah

affiliates are great places

man that they love on you

no matter what you look

like no matter what you're

coming in with no matter

what baggage you have you

walk into the affiliate and

they love on you as long as

your dog doesn't bite

you're good to go you don't

leave notes on on machines

that nobody else is allowed

to use them yeah

Oh, that's good.

He's got a class at the

affiliate of five thirty.

And the best part about the

blurry stuff is most of the

Masters athletes think it's

just them anyway.

I'm sure nobody would have said anything.

Nobody mean me.

I just got away with it.

I got to go to the doctor,

get my prescription checked.

This is terrible.

We're trying to get the

Pentagon affiliated again.

real pentagon like the big

guy in dc they um if you

saw the video and he'll do

a video on it of the uh

whatever it is I leave my

cat at home she does bites

of the uh the physical

fitness challenge whatever

it was uh with the pull-ups

and uh push-ups or whatever yeah um

that's in the basement of

the Pentagon and they got

like a full robe rig set up.

Like it looked really super nice.

So I'd imagine that's

probably exactly what he's talking about.

Well, thank you, Frida.

Not being perfect just makes

it more human and real.

I told you, if I didn't know any better,

I'd be like,

it looks like a creative choice.

You know what?

Go ahead and get a little out of focus.

I beat myself up for hours.

I can't imagine, dude.

I can't imagine.

Oh, by the way,

I did text Rudy and Lynette this morning.

I said,

I think it's kind of messed up that

Scott gets an invite to the

gym and I don't.

Going to the gym and I don't.

I said,

it's not like I live twelve hours away.

I mean, what the hell?

I'm heading there tonight.

I'm excited because they bought a barn.

They actually bought a house

to get the barn to convert

it into a workout space to

create their own community

of Masters athletes and training camps.

So we're going to go to that barn.

We're going to walk through it.

And Rudy Berger was the

forty to forty four year

old champion this year.

This is his third time

winning the championship.

So we're going to walk through the barn,

what they're doing, why they're doing it.

Their son's going to be there.

Their daughter has a cross-country meet.

But the whole family works out together,

and that's what I want to capture.

I want to capture that whole vibe.

We're not going to talk about the games.

We're going to talk about what they do,

why they do things.

Those kids are awesome.

They are.

And if they beat you in a workout,

they will let you know about it.

I can tell you that from

firsthand experience at Southland camp.

And you should have no shame

in it because they are

incredible athletes.

They are stupid fit.

It's incredible.

Yeah.

Um, and I've been, you know,

I've been hanging with them for, uh,

since right after the first championship,

we got to know each other pretty well.

And, um,

Mason has gone from three foot one

to six foot six and not really,

but not really, but he's big.

He's way bigger than the

first time I met him.

That's for sure.

And that's, that was about four years ago.

So, um,

And he came up to me at the games,

shook my hand,

and had an adult conversation with me.

And the kid's thirteen years old.

Yeah, it's wild.

But that's an amazing kid.

Yeah,

but I've gotten some good feedback on

the video.

I'm really glad it came out

the way it did.

We're going to do a series of them.

There'll be...

um there'll be a couple

different themes right yeah

um and so the next one will

be a different theme and

kudos to caitlyn um my

little five foot one

videographer uh who had no

pit access no floor access

got a lot of coverage the

montage was fantastic

Like that was high quality work, both,

you know, from the video that she got in,

wherever,

I guess you got edited together.

Like that was good stuff, dude.

For real.

She edited the whole thing.

I just added the music.

Um, but like, you know,

it was about the why.

And so she caught crowd

shots of people cheering on

their athletes,

the athletes doing the pump

up as they're running on the floor.

Like it was,

she just did a great job of

catching that theme.

um and I told her the theme

so she like that montage

was created for this theme

right and then the next one

will be created for that

theme um and we'll just

continue moving forward

with all that speaking of

the video there's denise

moore right there yeah

she's she's a star in it uh

jay birch asks where rudy's

from about five miles that way I told him

Yeah, Lynette said, she said,

you don't need an invite to

come over here.

And I was like, I appreciate that.

I said,

next time if I find myself anywhere

in Ohio, believe me,

I'll come and bother the

shit out of y'all.

Don't even, don't even sweat it.

It was not, Denise,

stop beating yourself up.

We all are more critical of

ourselves than anybody else.

Well,

I'm more critical of myself except

for when Corey critiques me.

Well...

Yeah.

So anyway, so maybe, maybe,

so I was talking to somebody, you know,

I told you like,

I didn't know who Graham Holmberg was.

And last week someone said I

should have him on the show

and not say who it's going to be.

And then like the first

person in the chat that can

identify my guest is.

I'll send you a,

I'll send you a jazz shirt.

If you can figure out who this guy is.

Right.

So, well, there's been some other news.

Speaking of which,

one of these days I'll have

time to bother you, Corey.

He comes to Gonzalez or

right nearby like once a year at least.

And every time he comes, I'm like, dude,

when you come here,

come drop in at the gym.

I will come work out with you.

He's going to Shreveport

this weekend to go, uh,

judge at wild gods.

And I came about that far

from signing up and go and do it.

Cause it's one of the few

competitions around here

that programs appropriately to masters.

And I did not because I don't know.

I just didn't because

there's another hotel stay.

I can't afford to pay for it right now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That this CrossFit stuff ain't cheap,

even for media.

Mm.

Did you see the news that

broke a little bit ago that

CrossFit Reykjavik has sold?

To BKG.

Yeah, it was broken by the barbell spin,

of course.

Of course.

And so I'll share that here.

Annie Thorne's daughter

sells CrossFit Reykjavik

BKG part of new ownership

group and not only is he

part of the new ownership

group he is going to be the

head coach and head

programmer for that that's

like a complete takeover at

that point like I mean I

don't know how much

difference obviously I've

never seen BKG program

anything couldn't tell you

what they do at

CrossFit hardware up there, but like,

that's a big switch.

If not just somebody just taking over,

like somebody's taking over,

he's going to start writing

the program and like the

whole nine yards.

That's kind of a big deal.

And I remember somewhere

saying that like Ricky Vic

was one of them,

or if not the second biggest place, uh,

basically in,

in Iceland for like Uber rides, uh,

Well, they have like,

I think I heard it one time,

like close to a thousand members.

Yeah.

The videos I've seen and

some friends of mine actually went,

I actually have a CrossFit

forward patch on my bag

that they got me while they

were up there.

And they said the place is massive.

Like it doesn't even make sense as far as,

you know, for being a gym.

The whole place is insanely big.

I mean, it has, it has recovery stuff.

It has like, it's not just a typical box.

It's got like all the amenities,

all this stuff.

And, and this is the big question.

And, um, you know,

she made the announcement,

she wasn't doing the open

for the first time this year, uh, because,

and she signed the letter

to have day fired and, um,

Sorry, T-Bird.

At the time that this popped up,

I have not seen any response from her.

If she has responded, I'll look for that.

Break and use by T-Bird.

But if she doesn't feel

strongly about CrossFit in

a positive light anymore,

why would she keep the gym?

Yeah, a hundred percent.

Wouldn't make sense.

So if you're not,

that into it anymore um okay

her answer is I let bk step

in because I am now

expecting my third child

and want someone that has

more time to give to step

into a gym I care so much

about I am still part of

crossfit reykjavik we're

good there there you go

good good for her good for them

Priority shift, man.

People get older, start having kids.

It's not for everybody.

It's a lot.

I can't imagine, like you said,

if they have a thousand

members managing that on a daily,

a day-to-day basis and

still training and still competing.

And now you're having your

third kid and it's a lot, dude.

The Shannon's right.

The article did say the open

enrollment was drastically

down this past year.

that's because annie and I

believe it's because annie

announced she wasn't doing

the open absolutely didn't

give it the push that it's

had in the years past g and

the new owner did do the

open there at reykjavik

they were one of the fifty

eight people who did sign

up uh generally they're

close to two hundred like

one sixty five I think in

the past something like that um

And if she doesn't want to

be a part of CrossFit, that's okay.

You're allowed to have that, that choice.

And if you step away,

you have that choice too.

Like I'm okay.

However,

this manifested itself into

whatever it is.

And she is having her third

child that I can't even

imagine the amount of time

that's going to take.

No, not, not, not even a little bit.

I hope BKG keeps it Philly.

I don't see anything on the

BKG was at the games, right?

I don't see that not happening.

No.

The quotes in the article

from the new owner,

because I think BKG isn't all the money.

It's mostly... He's

basically going to be the head forever.

They were saying how excited

they were to promote the

Open again and to do those

kinds of things.

I think that everything's

going to go back.

I'll say this about the Open

enrollment thing, thinking about it,

is that

I don't think she intended

for the open enrollment at

her box to drop like it did.

Does that make sense?

I don't think she was maliciously saying.

But I think just by saying

and telling everybody, well,

I'm not doing the open this year,

that people just looked at

her and flocked and went, okay, well,

she's not doing it and I'm not doing it.

I understand what you're saying,

but as a business owner,

you have to understand the

effect you have by the

decisions you make.

I'm not saying it was a stupid idea.

It wasn't a stupid idea.

I absolutely think that's an

insane way to go, to not sign up for it,

especially when you have a

thousand members.

Like,

Friday Night Lights is fantastic at

my gym, and we have a hundred members,

and we might get

twenty-five to thirty to sign up.

Right.

So like with one hundred and sixty,

it's a circus and it

probably a fun circus to attend.

Like I would I would think

that would be fantastic.

You're going to heat all

afternoon into the evening.

It's a big deal.

I know my old affiliate

before I went to players

like they they split the

gym into teams like it is a big deal,

the open and they get over

one hundred people signing up every year.

And we only have like two hundred.

And at the time we had like

two sixty as a membership.

and like half signed up so

it's insane it's insane

yeah I'd love it dude I

would love that and and for

them like cutting it to

three weeks makes sense it

was so frantic and so

chaotic for those three

weeks like you go to five

and they're just it's exhausting

I don't strong men go there

also like Thor.

I think Thor does go there.

I'm not sure how many others do, but it's,

from what I understand,

it is just massive.

Like there are spots for everybody,

different classes going on

at different times.

Speaking of Thor,

I saw a reel with him and Dr. Mike Israel,

the RP guy.

Okay.

uh they're hanging out

together somewhere thor was

working out and apparently

thor wants to whenever his

strongman career is over

maybe looking to get into

bodybuilding can you

imagine well he for that

boxing he trimmed down he

looked good dude he looked

good that was one of the

things he said another

level yeah he said when I did boxing

He said, I wasn't trained to be strong.

I was trained in the box.

He said, and I got pretty lean.

He said,

so maybe when I get done with strong man,

you know,

see what I can do with my physique.

We haven't even talked.

And that's a perfect segue

into the next thing I

wanted to talk about, man.

Look at you go.

All right.

I saved this Instagram post.

Where is it?

Here we go.

Have you seen this?

So this is two former wrestlers,

two action movie stars,

and the drastic body

changes they have gone through.

So let's start with The Rock.

This is his red carpet right

here on the left,

and this is him at peak rockness.

Yeah.

Right.

Holy transformation, Batman.

Here is Dave Bautista.

Yeah.

This is on the right,

him in peak wrestling, Batista Fitness.

And here's him at a recent

premiere on the left.

No more steroids, no more muscle?

Yeah.

I mean, look at that.

And here's the thing, dude,

because I saw this in a

couple of different places, right?

I didn't see the Bautista thing.

That's new.

But I saw this as far as The

Rock is concerned, is that, yes,

on the right there,

he is massively blown up.

He's a big-ass dude.

On the left,

you're not seeing him with his shirt off.

He's probably – he's definitely smaller.

Like I said, he's not that much smaller.

But he's probably still

ripped if he takes that shirt off.

He's probably still got muscles.

He's probably still got all

his abs and whatnot.

But the amount of deflation

between the two things and

the fact that I'm pretty

sure both of those guys

have been adamant about, oh,

we never took steroids the entire time.

So would you like to revise

your statement now?

I think that, one, it's the extremes,

right?

On the right, they're both gym pictures,

right?

Here's Batista sitting over

a rack of dumbbells.

You know, he's probably got a pump on,

on top of whatever else that's happened.

Here's The Rock in a gym,

getting his workout in,

probably got a pump on,

so he's even bigger than everything else,

right?

Then you take the dramatic...

decrease so it even makes it

even bigger but holy the

rock went from can you

smell to uncle jimmy yeah

to hey guys I'm gonna cook

some hot dogs yeah if

anybody wants anybody want

to mad he doesn't look like

the same person like a dude

on on the left

Uh, she has these things.

The rock had some heart issues.

Yeah.

You keep injecting all that

shit into your body until

you can get swole up ginormous.

Eventually you can have some

heart issues too.

Uh, Shanna.

Wow.

They look like they're sick,

like cancer sick.

That, that actually, I can't lie.

That popped into my head.

Oh yeah.

The first pick us the first

time I saw this pig, like the rock,

not being the rock.

Basically that's the Wayne Johnson.

The dude on the right is a rock.

They're doing the left is Dwayne Johnson,

especially the outfit that he's wearing,

where it looked,

he looks like he's about to

go pick up his kids from a PT, you know,

or go to a PTA meeting.

Yeah.

And in the glasses and in

the whole nine yards and in this too,

dude, like

And their movies are awesome.

I love both of their movies.

I'm huge fans.

But I just saw this and I was like,

holy crap, man.

Something I wanted to share.

Thought it was a good

discussion point for us.

I'm like a slow news day.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

The rock looks like he

filled out the shirt a bit

better in the past.

So here's the crazy thing with the rock,

right?

Andrew Sten said it earlier

that this is his, his right picture.

The big picture was post wrestling.

The rock actually got bigger

after wrestling for his

movie roles than he was

when he was wrestling.

But his left picture went

like smaller than his wrestling picture.

Yeah.

So he went from like a

little bit bigger after

movie then to a lot smaller after,

which makes it even more dramatic.

I would like to know the

weight difference.

I think that's only like fifty pounds.

That's a lot, dude.

If I showed you a picture of

me fifty pounds heavier, which I have,

as opposed to a picture of me now,

when I show my fat pictures to people,

they do not believe it's the same person.

just like those two guys

look like they might be related, but like,

they're not the same guy.

Like that looks like it

could be Brian Johnson,

Dwayne's fricking second cousin.

Sean in Oregon as a cancer survivor,

my thoughts immediately

went to cancer for the rock.

He looks sick.

He does.

I wonder how long it took

him to lose so much weight and size.

And in that outfit that Bautista's wearing,

he looks like he's on the

HOA committee somewhere and

he's about to come in and

tell you about your pink

flamingo in the front yard

and how you can't have it

there or your grass is too damn tall.

Yeah.

All right,

here's the next one I got for you.

I saw this on the internet today.

The fun when I first got

into an affiliate back in

the day is you get all your

gym buddies and you all

think you're invincible.

And so you do stupid shit to

test yourself when you're

bored at the gym.

Like when the coach left you

responsible to lock up

this is the that goes down

right and here we go did

you see this so apparently

Hillary left town and Mitch decided, hey,

what can we do now that

Hillary took the kids and I

got the gym all to myself?

Let's make the mega ramp.

Let's get some jerk box and

let's put one ramp.

This is insane.

All the way up backwards.

Stop.

Wait for it.

Then comes back forward and

does the whole thing again.

Bro.

That is one hundred percent

a like you said, I'm going to go in.

I'm going to do a couple of things.

And then can I lock up now

after you leave?

Yeah.

And then leaves and hey,

let's get out all the toys.

Yeah, that, what Lito said.

Austin,

you've already used up one of your

lives at me howling.

That poor dude.

Jeez, man, that was absolutely terrible.

But yeah, what he said on, yeah,

on this episode of What's Rich Doing?

He ain't had nothing else to do.

And then Barbell Spin,

Brian's saying it's a Crash

Crucible workout then

released because that looks

like some shit that J.R.

would be like, hmm.

I'm glad they edited out all

the guys that fell off the side.

Can you imagine?

Or maybe the sequel to this.

Yeah,

there's three or four guys back there

that's like,

please don't put that video in there.

Please don't put that video in there.

If she sees that.

He's jogging back and forth

to go get the ramps and the steps.

Like, oh yeah,

we need to hurry up and do this.

Hilary's probably on her way to the gym.

And he knew that.

So he's like, let's go ahead and get that.

Let's go ahead and get this

done before somebody comes

in here and tells us not to.

But also, lest you forget,

mayhem is really good on their hands.

And that's maybe why.

A hundred percent.

Dude, handstand walking, GHDs,

like you do not want to get

in either a handstand walk

race or a GHD competition

with a Mayhem athlete.

Absolutely hilarious, man.

I saw this.

Because I know, like,

we did the dumbest stuff

when the coach left.

I have a video...

on my phone and I didn't do this,

but I watched somebody else do it.

Or rigs bolted to the wall, right?

So like, pull up bar, pull up bar,

pull up bar, pull up bar.

And they were trying to

figure out how to swing

from one pull up bar,

fly near like Tarzan.

The American engine.

The problem is that, yeah, Birch,

learning to play new sports regularly.

There it is.

Yeah.

Top of the pyramid.

But there's a support means

for the roof that are also

right next to the wall.

And so there's a video of my girl, Chelsea,

jumping up, grabbing, you see her swing,

swing, and she swings for it.

And she misses the next bar

and tackles one of the

fricking support means

where the shoulder and she

gets up and she's like, I'm all right.

Yeah, we, we had, we did that too.

Only yours was right down

the middle of the gym and

they were trying to go from

middle to middle to middle.

Lashane like Ninja warrior.

And the one guy went and

totally missed and did the

face plant right into the floor.

It was not good.

When,

when I did what Rich is doing in two

thousand nineteen,

we did more handstand walks

per week than I thought was possible.

And half the time they did it on the ramp,

talking six to seven hundred feet a week.

I did two hundred feet this

morning and that was plenty.

At the end of a workout.

I think the most I've done

in one workout was like five hundred,

but that was it.

That was it for the week we did.

But we might have even had

it the next week.

The last thing for your viewing pleasure,

and this is just going to

be a quick hitter.

We won't need to keep it up for long.

It's Johnny Knoxville found

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Yeah.

They're awesome.

I hear they're, they're incredible.

So yeah, just a quick hitter to end it on.

But it was a slow news day at first,

so I thought I would go

ahead and share some of that stuff.

Wang and dong for all your

real estate needs.

Had another announcement

today and yesterday for Rogue.

I missed that completely, apparently.

Yeah, so one makes perfect sense.

The other is holy shit.

Heinrich Heipleinen,

one year after a torn Achilles at Rogue,

has been invited back to Rogue.

Wow.

So recovery must be going well.

I will tell you everything I

know about Achilles tears.

I learned from, uh, Chelsea Nicholas.

Uh, she was a master's athlete,

good friend of the show,

but on several times I have

followed her recovery.

She had the same surgery as Aaron Rogers,

the state of the art one.

They told her that it was, it was a,

it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a,

it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a,

it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a,

To be fair, so did Bill Lee.

Yeah,

but then you saw what happened to Bill.

He didn't really perform at his best.

No, and he's aware.

He knows he underperformed,

but he's also giving

himself a little bit of

grace for the amount of

time that he can't.

What he did,

and if Heinrich actually

competes and does well,

same thing for him, dude.

What they did

is a miracle in and of itself.

Yeah.

Um,

I'm glad they invited him back and hope

he does well.

Um, and, and to me, everything.

And just so you know,

like everything's based on

a five year history of your

performance with the new rogue standings.

So if they're going through

the rogue standings,

it's not about last year.

It's about the last five years.

So he may have accumulated

enough points over those

years to make himself a viable option.

But the other announcement was, come on,

Lucy Campbell.

She's been killing it this year.

She got the other invite in

the last twenty four hours.

Love her.

She's awesome.

David Johnston,

Megala tried to get back to

training for hers again, didn't she?

Yes, she did.

She sure did.

And that's the thing that

people don't think of, right?

An Achilles is not a muscle.

You can't build it back.

It has to heal.

It is a tendon.

You can't,

there's nothing you can do

physically to strengthen it quicker.

You can build the stuff around it,

but you can't build it.

Yeah.

Time.

Time is what's going to fix it.

Period.

I mean, you can do all the right things.

Like you said,

you can strengthen everything around it,

but ultimately it has to, it has to heal.

Shanna says,

Alexis Johnson came back to

competition in a year.

You can do that.

And football players do it all the time.

But what Chelsea told me is

they informed her the risk

of re-injury is

is still significant until

it is fully healed at

eighteen months so if

you're coming back sooner

than that you are you are

playing with fire and if

you tear it again it's

worse than the initial part

if you if you re-tear it

after already tearing it

like the same one it's a

longer process to come back

And if you look at football

players that have come back in a year,

that first year back is not great.

No.

They're usually not as good as they were.

And it's the next year that

they then have fully

recovered and come back and

get back to peak performance.

Right.

So.

Anyway, happy for Lucy.

She just keeps on rolling

along and she's killing it.

She's a great human, dude.

Like, not so much as, not just,

I should say that she's a

great athlete because she is.

But every interview I've

ever seen with her,

like she's so down to earth.

She's so just like a normal type person.

Like there's no BS in her whatsoever.

So like kudos to her, dude, for real,

for being where she's at.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So the last thing I had in my docket is,

you know, I got that,

that pucker this morning

when I saw that I was on

dense updates and didn't

know which way the wind was

going to blow.

You don't ever do.

You never know.

see what's going to happen

but she did highlight some

of the stuff that happened

earlier this week between

myself and Patrick Clark

and posted some screenshots

of the back and forth that

occurred but I didn't know

that it was going to roll

over throughout the week

and then the barbell spin

guys were going to fight

amongst each other last

night if you did not see

last night's show no James

had softball practice

uh john had took exception

with brian being too

negative in his post about

the wfp over the weekend

and they went back and

forth for fifteen or twenty

minutes um arguing over

what was negative and what

was critical and what was

and I will tell you that I felt like

Once the ball got rolling on

the criticism of the WFP,

then everything that they

did wrong was going to be nitpicked.

Highlighted.

And so I really,

when we got on Sunday night, we said, Hey,

we're choosing to look at

some positive things and

constructive feedback.

So if, if we find something wrong,

we want to have a solution to offer.

And we only did that because,

not because it wasn't

warranted that they did things wrong,

but it was just, okay,

they've seen all that.

They've had to have seen all that.

Let's just go in a different direction.

And I think John felt the same way.

But in true John fashion,

communicating that to Spin

became just a shouting match.

John Young yelling is my

favorite hashtag ever.

So usually I put that show

on as I'm going to bed on

Wednesday night and just to

kind of like lay back, relax,

listen to whatever news they have.

And then I go to sleep.

There was no going to sleep

over the yelling from John Young.

He's so loud, dude.

And he's passionate.

That's why he's yelling.

He doesn't know how...

Hard to get a point across

in any other way other than the fact that,

like,

I'm just going to be louder than you are.

And God bless him for that.

But, yeah, no, I was at softball practice.

I did not get to see.

So we had that going on.

We had the Laura Horvat

quote that people on the

Internet are too

comfortable not getting

punched in the face.

So last night they did blind rankings.

Who would Laura's top five

people that she would want

to punch in the face?

Was Siobhan on the list?

Did Siobhan make it?

Because I'm pretty sure she

wants to punch Siobhan.

He did.

And really,

that's got to be the answer one

through four.

Yeah, a hundred percent.

But yeah, he did make the list.

And then Terry,

remember when he was so mad

he left the show?

Yes.

John hung up, left, walked away,

and never came back one night,

which was pure internet gold.

You can't not love that dude.

Seriously.

If I didn't know him,

I would say that they are staging it.

Right.

But that is him.

That is truly who he is.

I'm done arguing with y'all.

And just clicks off.

And that's it.

I'm done for the night.

Yes.

Yes.

So anyway.

That was crazy.

And actually,

in the middle of the fight

between Spin and John,

Patrick Clark jumps in in

the comments to start making comments,

and John stops and says, Patrick Clark,

if you try to jump into this,

I'm going to stop defending you guys,

and I'm going to let Spin

do whatever he wants to do.

So just shut your hole.

I'm going to move on.

To be fair, I can see like, cause I mean,

I didn't, I didn't, I didn't watch it.

All my WFP coverage came

from whatever everybody was

posting about it.

I did not watch a single

minute of it because I

don't get notifications for it.

If it'd be on YouTube,

I get notifications for it.

I would probably have watched it,

but being as how it was not, I did not.

So not knowing what was actually going on,

only seeing highlights here, there,

and yonder.

Um, I can understand.

people thinking that Brian's

just posting negative... Well,

that was the best line from

Dense Updates this morning.

When Jenny said, Patrick,

stop drinking the whiskey.

Stop drinking the whiskey.

Anyway,

I can see how people would think

that it's negative,

but if an event's happening...

And all of a sudden,

a piece of equipment breaks

while somebody's on it and

they look like they hurt themselves.

That's news.

It doesn't matter if it's

good or bad or indifferent.

Somebody's going to post

about it because it's news.

Yeah.

If traffic at you in your

town goes smoothly for four

hours and then there's a five car pileup,

nobody's nobody's.

Uh,

reporting on the fact that it was

smooth for four hours.

They are reporting on the

five car pilot because that is the news.

If it goes fine,

all you're going to see is, Hey,

this person came in first.

This person came in second.

This person came in third.

Here's an interview with

them moving right along,

but that's not what happened.

Ricky Ricky had two bikes

break in one workout.

Freaking, uh,

Austin Hatfield's GSD broke

while he was on it.

And he slid down and managed

to not make himself a monk.

These are things that happen.

So it's not,

I can understand if you look

at him and go, well,

all you're doing is posting

the negative stuff.

No, he's posting what happened.

So I just don't understand that.

He's just posting the negative stuff.

Dude, it's just what happened.

I don't get it.

All right.

Well, man, every time I have you on,

the show freaking flies.

I've got to go get a haircut

because I've not had a

haircut in four months.

I don't know.

No product.

It's just... Hey, bro, look.

So going to get that done,

and then I'm going to get a

follow-up on my lungs at

the doctor this afternoon,

and then off to the burgers

to film them and their

family and how they do things.

and then uh rich froning

coffee pods and wads I

should be shortly just got

the notification they just

went live five minutes ago

yep so why don't you guys

all head over to coffee

pods and wads to go meet

the inventor of the mega

ramp the mega ramp the mega ramp

Yeah,

go check that out because that's got

to be good.

And I'm sure that Peter will

dive into everything.

Sail, Malik.

There's no doubt in my mind.

All that stuff.

So with that, guys, head over there.

Check out the mega wall, the mega ramp.

The mega ramp.

All right.

Check that out, guys.

We will see everybody

tomorrow on Lunch with the Clydesdale.

Bye, guys.